one drink at a time.

what a waste.

we know who you are.

they deserved it.

shame/guilt.

sex addict.

right or happy.

treatment is for quitters.

powerless my ass.

not my fault.

no power.

keep off the grass.

i'll quit.

lead a horse.

f*ck you.

(not) drinking kills.

double venti.

chillin' in rehab.

arrest the shoplifter.

admit to nothing.